December 2009
75 posts
“Hip-hop songs are notorious for giving instructions to the listener, but if you...”
– The 10 Most Butt References Per Second in Music History | Cracked.com
“The savior of billions dying barely rated a mention in the news this year....”
– Where Aren’t They Now? 13 Overlooked Deaths of 2009 | Cracked.com
“A study at King’s College London, run by nutritionist Lejla Kazinic Kreho...”
– Sauerkraut - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“This is perhaps the most important scientific expedition since Indiana Jones set...”
– Excursion continues to find Noah’s Ark in Turkey | Lynchburg News Advance
from a comment under the article about Liberty University funding an … ahem … expidition to fin Noah’s arc.
“It is unlike most final exams in that you are stuffed in a shroud, handcuffed,...”
– The 6 Most Badass Skills You Can Learn in Under a Week | Cracked.com
“Q:Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can Dispense rattlesnake...”
– I have seen the whole of the internet: Australia Q&A
“Q:Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-tri-a...”
– I have seen the whole of the internet: Australia Q&A
“Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA...”
– I have seen the whole of the internet: Australia Q&A
“Calmly explain that while she was Kmart, you are Bloomingdale’s and he has...”
– How to handle a bad gift from a boyfriend - CNN.com
“When you’re dealing with a warhorse like Lemmy it’s not easy to...”
– “Der Lemmy” und sein Zustand. Motörhead sagen Konzerte ab. - Postpla.net - die Forum Community
“Genius goes hunting boar while dressed in animal skins. It ended pretty much the...”
– Drew Curtis’ FARK.com
I love FARK headlines.
“According to the cuneiform tablets, Sumerians found God’s most puzzling...”
– Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
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The Definitive Collection of Rad - Voltron of Awesomeness - Ryan & Nena - Shell Beach
This guy is the god of T&S lense users.
“Godel’s incompleteness theorem in a nutshell: Consistent; complete;...”
– What are the strings in String Theory made of? : The Scientific Indian
“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.”
– Philip K. Dick, from “How to Build a Universe That Doesn’t Fall Apart Two Days Later” (1978). (via ryanedwardmiller)
“A “politically savvy challenge to evolution” is as self-evidently...”
– Greetings from Idiot America - Esquire
“Whenever a theory appears to you as the only possible one, take this as a sign...”
– Pharyngula Quote File
