March 2009
122 posts
“So I’m looking around for somebody to pray with, I just need maybe a...”
– TPMDC | Talking Points Memo | Report: McCain 2008 Staffers Angered By Palin’s Prayer Remarks
“I am an available light photographer. Meaning, if a light is available I will...”
– Strobist: A Walk Around the Monobloc, Pt. 1
HOW TO FIGHT →
claytoncubitt:
“Being attacked by a guy with a knife or a gun or some shit is fucking scary but it doesnt have to be. Heres three ways to avoid being hurt by sociopaths who have no regard for human life.”
fmylife:
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML.
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fmylife:
Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said “Do you believe in Jesus?” FML
“Our brains are stupid when it comes to calculating probability. As a result, we...”
– 5 Ways ‘Common Sense’ Lies To You Everyday | Cracked.com
CreativeTechs Tips: Photoshop CS3's Automatic... →
“The presence of an improper apostrophe on a menu can ruin an otherwise delicious...”
– Stuff White People Like
fmylife:
Today, I took a quiz my math teacher gave us. He claimed it was “Impossible” for anyone to get a perfect score on it. I honestly didn’t know any of the answers, and guessed on the whole thing. Apparently, I got them all right. He accused me of cheating and gave me a double zero. FML
“The Obama administration is now completely wedded to the idea that there’s...”
– Economics and Politics - Paul Krugman Blog - NYTimes.com
“After a wife has respectfully appealed her spouse’s decision—a privilege...”
– The Purpose-Driven Wife | Mother Jones
“The justices held that a parody of a public figure was protected under the 1st...”
– Larry Flynt: My friend, Jerry Falwell - Los Angeles Times
“An ability to embrace contradiction in a non-Hegelian way (for an Hegelian,...”
– The Thinking Read by A.C. Grayling: Why Evolution is True
Could have happened to me...
fmylife:
Today, I got a phone call from a detective in response to my stolen car that has been missing since St. Patrick’s Day. He told me that he had found my car, but was chuckling the whole time. Turns out, I had parked my car in a different lot. I haven’t had it for a week. It was never stolen. FML
Wyatt McSpadden Photography →
“While there are some product affinities that might seem trivial, there are some...”
– Demystifying Market Basket Analysis
“Evangelizing to secular spring breakers in Florida struck me as an enormous...”
– Friendly Atheist by Hemant Mehta
“Those of you who are amateur mental health care professionals will probably...”
– The Visual Science Lab: Fifty Millimeters. The Glorious Optics of Yesterday.
fmylife:
Today, I was setting up my laptop’s fingerprint scanner. It worked, but in the name of science, I decided to put my penis on it to see if it could recognize it. When I was trying to login via my penis print, my mom walked in. FML.
“Information Age Prayer is a subscription service utilizing a computer with...”
– Information Age Prayer : Home
Lumendipity Gallery/Smoke Photography →
“A person shall not distribute any campaign material that contains a cartoon,...”
– Dispatches from the Culture Wars: Death to Political Cartoons in…..Iowa?
Judith Glaubitz - Maria Heidepriem →
“However, US consumer are clearly voting with their wallets because the...”
– The shape of things to come – The Voice Of Global Retail
True, true
fmylife:
Today, I realized the saying “world of warcraft is the world’s best form of birth control” is completely true. My boyfriend of over a year decided to play that game all night instead of come over, I leave for mexico at 5AM. FML
compfight + a flickr™ search tool →
Dark Daze Photography: Portfolio →
WatchBoa, he is cool.
Buahahahahahaa...
fmylife:
Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, “Son, your gift to God will be silence.” FML
“We have seen through propaganda terms like collateral damage and ethnic...”
– Why it matters how the media describe killers in Iraq and Ireland. - By Christopher Hitchens - Slate Magazine
F8PJ, LLC →
Searching Flickr by colors... strange...
Multicolr Search Lab - Idée Inc.
